Quorans troll parents who ask “Which coaching is best for my kid in the 5th Class”

Quora is one of the most famous and widely used social platform where people generally ask questions and the interested one give answers to their questions. But sometimes  people come with stupid questions which makes no sense at all. And that’s where trollers do their role by humorously trolling such people by giving perfect answers to such stupidity.

Today, Cistheta is going to present you some perfect replies when parents dare to ask, “Which coaching institute is best for my kid in the 5th standard for the IIT preparation?”

Here we go…




 
Shiv Jyoti Garai said that,

You are very very late .!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your son can never crack JEE if he starts studying now. Just look at the syllabus of JEE. It’s huge. You should have enrolled your son when he was in class 1 just after he had learnt to write properly with good legible handwriting. JEE Aspirants have to take lots and lots of notes.

I can’t understand what your son was doing for the last four years.Your son I think, has wasted his time in learning basic maths like addition , subtraction , solving simultaneous equations etc.

That’s rubbish. Absolutely rubbish !!!!!!!!!

They are not in the syllabus even . Why to study extra when the questions asked are so difficult to solve???.

JEE doesn’t bother to ask question from what your son has learnt in these 4 years. I understand that your son will be too young in class 1 and he could not afford to take the terrible mess food available at KOTA. Hence he might have decided to do self study. But he should have learnt a few EASY topics like limits, continuity, integral calculus by self study.




 

NOW IT’S OF NO USE. SINCE YOUR SON IS VERY LATE EVEN IF YOU APPROACH A COACHING INSTITUTE NOW , THEY WILL CHARGE HEFTY FEES. And Moreover it’s obvious that he will get the LAST BATCH.

But your son has still time. About 7 years I suppose (if he doesn’t take a drop). Ask him to start reading NCERT text books right now. Don’t leave a single word. Read each and every line. Then he can get a decent rank in JEE MAIN’s even though the chances are very less.

Adarsh Singh Chauhan said that,

Exactly your kid does not know what is good for him otherwise he would have changed his /her parents long back. On a lighter note If i was him i would run for the hills and not come back ever again to you.

Now for the question ,Yeah yeah it is prestigious but isn’t it too early.The poor kid is gonna burn out till the time he reaches the stage to give JEE . I would not tell you that you are a bad example of parenting (which you are portraying with this question anyway) or anything but I suggest that if he is doing well and really good with maths and shows potential to do well academically.




 

Abhishek Ms included,

I have got an even better idea. If your wife becomes pregnant again then make her solve HC Verma and DC Pandey. So that you know like Abhimanyu learned about Chakravuh your child could get IIT preparation as early as possible! -_- (And yes, Abhimanyu gets trapped inside it.)

Hope you enjoy these answers! Let’s keep sarcasm aside. The parents who also have this same mentality, please just stop. Your kid might have no idea that what he wants to do in his future and here you have already decided that he will clear IIT-JEE. Infact, instead focusing on your’s children career, you should focus on your career and improve your position, so when your kid give such type of exams, he/she can proudly says, “Humne to pass karvaane ka bola tha, papa ne top hi karva diya!